Your name is DAVE HARLEY and your asl is 17/male/some island in the PACIFIC! You have a variety of INTERESTS. You like to TROLL INTERNET FORUMS and people tend to take your TROLLING for REAL STUPIDITY, but you aren't an idiot! You are very sure of this because you are an AVID WIKIPEDIA SURFER and know a lot of things people don't really think about. You have a fondness for CREATING HYBRID PLANTS in your UPSTAIRS GARDEN and are an aspiring BOTANIST-SLASH-ADVENTURER. You also like to play GAMES with your friends sometimes. You also live ALONE on your island besides your faithful dog and companion, BECQUEREL.
Now, what will you do?